Disappointing Affirmations is the subversively funny, original collection that points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden, spotlighting them with humor, wit, and empathy. This unique gift book pairs the author's lovely vacation photography with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, disillusioned, or both at once—like, "You can do it! But you probably won’t." Transforming material for print and adding new work, this book is the funny-because-it's-true, sneaky self-help antidote for anyone who feels unseen by the "positive mental attitude" culture, reminding us that sometimes, you just need to "Unfollow your dreams!"

• 144 pages of honest, humorous, and highly relatable affirmations and pithy consolations.

• The content explores the universal experience of discomfort and disillusionment, offering "comedy for a new era" by embracing feelings honestly rather than falling into the "positive vibes only" trap.

• The book is illustrated throughout with the author's own beautiful, full-color vacation photos, cleverly contrasted with the darkly humorous text.

• The book is recommended for anyone who isn't happy all the time, fans of dark comedy, and those seeking a unique gift that validates their less-than-perfect feelings.

• The humor is based on the contrast between beautiful imagery and the relatable, often cynical, inner monologue of modern life, offering a truly empathetic form of self-care.

• The binding is a durable hardcover construction; the jacket folds out into a motivational poster, suitable for display anywhere disappointment may strike.

• Its dimensions are 6 inches wide by 8 inches high.

• The primary goal is to provide honest validation and humor, allowing readers to feel seen and encouraging them that it really is okay to not be okay.

• This humorous gift book is a comprehensive resource for subversive self-help, making it an excellent, unique gift for a friend or family member. Its robust construction ensures it can be enjoyed for years, and its universally relatable, anti-positivity message makes it the ideal present for the emotionally honest person in your life.

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