I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats is the internationally bestselling, hilarious, and insightful collection of tongue-in-cheek poetry that perfectly captures the demanding, obsessive, and ultimately lovable nature of the feline friend. This unique humor book translates the inner workings of the cat psyche—from territorial claims to disdain for dogs—into witty, relatable, and sometimes slightly salty verse. Its charming, mini coffee table book design makes it an ideal, enchanting addition to any cat lover's home, guaranteeing endless entertainment as readers recognize their own pet's singular quirks on every page.

• 128 pages of sublimely funny, often exasperating, snarky humor.

• The content explores classic feline obsessions with titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs."

• Poems are illustrated throughout by a collection of adorable and goofy full-color photographs of the cat "authors."

• The book is recommended for cat lovers, humor enthusiasts, and fans of comic strips (written by the author of Sally Forth). Note: The humor is generally suited for adults, as some language may be "salty."

• The humor is based on universal, often exasperating, experiences shared by all cats and their devoted owners, capturing the full range of "bad kitty" behavior.

• The binding is a durable, sturdy hardcover construction, suitable for a mini coffee table book.

• Its dimensions are 6 inches wide by 8 inches high.

• The primary goal is to provide endless laughs and a highly entertaining look into the singular minds of curious, funny cats.

• This humorous poetry book is a comprehensive, internationally renowned resource for understanding the feline psyche, making it the perfect cat-themed gift for the "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life. Its robust construction ensures it can be enjoyed for years, and its universally relatable humor makes it the ideal present for birthdays, holidays, or pet adoption congratulations.

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