All My Friends Are Dead is an amusing and captivating illustrated tale that serves as a delightful, tongue-in-cheek primer for laughing at the inevitable existential predicaments of life. This unique humor book showcases the hilarious downside of being everything from a tree ("all of your friends are end tables") to a pirate ("all of your friends have scurvy"). Its simple yet effective imagery and personification of objects translate these wide-eyed dilemmas into short, laugh-out-loud quips. The book's compact design makes it a perfect, unique gift, ensuring readers find endless amusement in the cute-yet-dark reality presented on every page.

• 108 pages of dark, snarky, and surprisingly sweet existential humor.

• The content explores universal grievances through personification: the dinosaur whose friends are dead, the houseplant whose friends are killed by their owners, and the sock whose friends are missing.

• The book is illustrated with simple yet effective, full-color imagery accompanying each character's hilarious quip and unique dilemma.

• The book is recommended for humor enthusiasts and cynical adults of all ages, appealing to fans of both "the saddest funny book and the funniest sad book."

• The humor is based on existential predicaments and the personification of inanimate objects, written by friends Avery Monsen and Jory John (who are, notably, not dead yet).

• The binding is a durable, sturdy hardcover construction, suitable for a mini coffee table book.

• Its dimensions are 6 inches wide by 8 inches high.

• The primary goal is to provide endless laughs by presenting valuable, dark lessons about life's inevitable downsides.

• This hilarious illustrated humor book is a comprehensive resource for finding amusement in mortality and mundane objects, making it an excellent, unique gift or charming addition to a home library. Its robust construction ensures it can be enjoyed for years, and its universally relatable, dark humor makes it the ideal present for the philosophically-inclined friend in your life.

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